As rumors of an impending destabilization move roiled Manila even on the Day of Hearts, my hubby consulted our lavandera with strange mystical powers and was inspired to write the following:
Coup plot? What coup plot?
Hot Manila – By Alan Robles
Posted at 02/16/2015 1:11 PM
A group of people denied yesterday they were plotting to overthrow the government and claimed they were just hosting a “bingo social.”
The group was surprised by news reporters who were tipped off by agitated neighbors that “something fishy” was going on in a certain mansion in southern Manila.
“Coup plot? What coup plot? We were just holding a weekend day of fun and games, anything wrong with that?” said the belligerent woman who answered the door as she attempted to block the reporters from entering.
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Sid Buyas says
Hello there guys, I am the Sid Buyas mentioned in the article written by Alam Robles about us. That coup could have been realized had it not been for pesky kids like this Alan Robles and Miriam Santiago who exposed us damnit!!!!!!!
The old crazy hag mentioned in the article is my master, mentor, principal and semi financier Aling Pedring, a schizoid journalist equipped with hypnotic powers whose orders I follow blindly for the ultimate return of our great masters Ate Glue and Bungbung Marcos
GRINGO is a new variant to the famous game BINGO where those who get a complete BINGO card will be sent to the firing squad prepared by our friend Bert for purging. Nothing like old school executions
Yes we had several armored cars parked in front supplied by my loyal drone who I shall call “Colonel Logiks”. A true friend and devout follower who will supply, steal and give us AFP arms and troll accounts to destroy our enemies.
That damn old bastard KIT is too noisy for our taste..hence we had to muzzle him and reduce his intake of shabu to prevent excessive pomp and shaking
Our friend and ertswhile intelligence officer Jose Lizardino was busy trying to hide our future AFP Chief Palparan, who was shrieking and peeing in his pants since the old goon was worried that Communist spies from China were watching the window
We have planned our coup with the special game Monopoly but dang, Alan had to blow our cover…we will FIND YOU SOON once we have completed our CHACHA
If anybody wants to stage a coup, then, by all means, do it and do it fast. Otherwise, they may just have to shut their mouth. A coup is a game for the big boys – and it is also a numbers game. It depends on the number of billions one wants to throw away and the number of soldiers that can be recruited to join the game. Indeed, it is a game where the winner takes it all (thanks, Abba!). All countries that went bigtime have their share of civil unrest. Malaysia, Singapore, Indonesia, Vietnam, China, Russia and even the US had their civil wars. Maybe, an operation to cut the tumor will be bloody but it has to be done to cure the cancer. Surely, simyon only knows how to play counterstrike or candycrusher. Personally, I do not subscribe to violence but even Christ had to use the lashes to throw those merchants out of His Father’s house.
Title of the movie . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Bingo Social Coup Plot ?
( a true to lie(f) true story)
PRODUCED BY: . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . Joke joke Serious Productions
Bingo/Ringo . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Ringggo Osana Guardia ?
(Bingo expert, minsan na nyang dinala ang mga bit players noon
sa isang nabigong hindi alam na games, akala ng mga bit
players ay isang simpleng holen/jolens game lang ito, isa
palang dayaang Bingo games.
billigerent Woman. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Gloria Maninoks Andoks ?
(A bull-necked lady, was once a best actress)
Bert. . .. . . . . . . .. .. . . .. .. . . .. .. . .. . .. .. . . .. roNberto Luis Gonzalo ?
(A molotov cocktail expert, karate expert and drama expert)
Bishops . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Arcbishop-Emeritus Oscar Vieedal de Lingayen?
(best actor in ” magtago sa dilim ng Abito”)
Arcbishop Ricardo Cruz de Cebu ?
(best actor in “Laban-Bawi Resign” part 1 and 2)
Monopoly player . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Jejemon Buyas ?
(Expert in Monopoly games, best player and best actor)
Kit . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Francis KIT Tadtaran ?
(Expert in making pompous, grating, unpleasant sound effect in
the movie ” Ang pagbabalik ni Panday(K)”
Sid Buyas . . . .. . . . .. . . . . . . . .. . . . . . .. . . .. Merciditos Puno CBuyas Camatis DevenenZ Corona ?
(expert in Cha-cha danz craze contest)
Joe . . . .. . . . . . .. . . . .. . . . .. . . . .. . . . . .. . . .Jose AlmondBugs ?
(expert in surveillance, security and bugs bunny movies)
Joke joke joke, gawa lang ito ng walang katuturang kaisipan ko….
Ubo ubo. No comment
sir, nakalimutan ko pong ilagay yung pang last part about the “musical chairs”, yan po kasi ang pinaka-importante sa kanila, mag-aagawan na sila sa iisang makapangyarihang silya, sigurado, manipulado yan ng monopoly expert Jejemon buyas, tsk tsk tsk… thank you po sa napakalinaw at napakagandang pagkakasulat. mabuhay po kayo. ni maam raissa. more power po
OBAMA IS LAUGHING VERY HARD says
Incredible! Just incredible! It is a sign of impending election! Here are list of coup plotters that made it to public office:
6. There are too many to list
Folks, do not be afraid of coup. It just a form of campaign. Always remember Filipinos that NEWS FROM THE PHILIPPINES ARE IGNORED ABROAD.
EVEN WHITE HOUSE IS STILL SILENT ON MARWAN AND THE PHILIPPINE TABLOID MEDIA, I mean ALL OF THEM, because WHITE HOUSE requires evidence not some dal-dal from Tabloid Media and the Filipino bureacracy. AFFIDAVITS AND WITNESS ACCOUNTS ARE NOT ACCEPTABLE. EVEN A FINGER.
MRP, is that you?
vander anievas says
hmmm, maybe, same soundbytes…
Welcome back my friend, Mariano Renato Pacifico!
Miss ka na namin!
Suggestion ko lang, for old time sake, adopt mo yung original ma handle mo para reunion!
Nasaan na si Johnny Lin para kumpleto!
Seriously, glad that you find your way back, our prodigal brother!
By the way, kudos to you for influencing our fav foo….reigner to see it in your extreme way that the established media are tabloids. I might not see them that way yet, but if they don’t keep up with the times of professionalism it is unavoidable that they will become irrelevant!
BTW wag kalimutan ang meds pag nabisita dito, hane!
ABS-CBN has serious issues with alot of their pages. I do not think it has anything to do with this particular link. I think their server is to slow / to low bandwith and just shuts down requests.
More likely to do with all their Gossip ad Enntertainment stuff I think……. ;-)
I can’t open the link.
Joe America says
“When her attention was called to a man who was crawling on the floor, she said, ‘that’s Joe, he likes looking for bugs. He thinks we’re under surveillance by intelligence agents. When he starts ranting that he’s with the CIA, we have to hit him on the head several times, then he’s ok.’ ”
The author of this article is seriously, seriously demented. . . I’m starting to like the guy . . .
I’ve been trying many times to open it. To no avail. :(
Ancient Mariner says
Still no access to link. I frequently have problems trying to access ABS-CBN. Never have much success. Perhaps they need to upgrade.
Annie von Nebenan says
We are given an honest & not a corrupt president. Now we are asking for more…are we looking for a Saint? Never pay Attention to the Bishops calls…They have big mouths but what have they been doing? I pray that the People won’t heed to These Rumors….!
jorge bernas says
@ Annie von,
Tama po kayo pero ano naman itong panawagan nang mga Bishops na imbis na magtulungan para sa Kapayapaan pero ito sila nagpapa GULO lang…pero noong GMA time ay mga Bulag, Pepe at Bingi mga Bishops na ito yon pala nakatikim nang SUV at PERA napakalaki na para sana sa mahihirap nating kababayan pero tumanggap silang mga Bishops at HUMINGI para sa kanilang PANSARILING KASAKIMAN…
Sana tumahimik nalang sila at magpayo nang Kapayapaan at gawin ang kagustuhan nang Sto. PAPA Francisico…
IMO, you are correct in asking, “are we looking for a saint?” Let me explain:
I am a (independent) bible student and from what I have learned, there is only one pronouncement that God gave to nations of the world when he told Israel, “I will bless those who bless you and curse those who curse you”. We had been voting against Israel at the UN Security Council, that our country as we have seen fell from being the Pearl of the Orient Seas to the most corrupt country in Asia. Until, during the time of GMA that the Philippines had to vote again but, Sec. Romulo was not around so his substitute went to vote but did not know what to vote so he merely abstained. That was when I told myself, this is it, the transformation that we have been waiting for. Only to realize that although we did not curse, we also did not really bless Israel, so no blessing would come but at least not a corrupt President will be installed. That was when I predicted Pnoy will become president and he did and for the first time we uncovered so much anomalies and put the perpetrators in jail. But the recent vote in the UN under Pnoy was again, against Israel. Then I shook my head, there’s going to be chaos in this country and for this President before he steps down.
IMO, Pnoy was the best we could have from God, an abnoy. So I agree that we should not look for a saint because God will not give us one. Not until we bless Israel that many here in CPMer will not subscribe as the way to transform this country.
Really Mr. Alfredo, talking about God and then going that low?
Was I the one who pronounced the curse Arghel? You did not say where did I go low. Please tell me. After all, God said to come and reason together (Isaiah 1:18).
Pls try again, guys.
Bet the people involved r trying to flood the site. Too afraid to be accessed by the CPMers. Hahaha!
(I’m an avid fan since Corona days.)
Keep up the good works!
Then welcome back :)
URL not found on mine too :(
Ancient Mariner says
For me this link did not work.
Error message headed “Not found”.
Just in case I’m not suffering from finger trouble.