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Marcos - Art by Alan Robles - http://hotmanila.phYeah, I know, so many people these days are gloomy despite the Christmas carols.

So many people are suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder.

Let’s lighten up the mood a bit by taking this test that Alan devised with his handy-dandy loyalist detector.

Are you qualified to be buried in Libingan Ng Mga Bayani?

Alan Robles – Hot Manila

Posted at Dec 02 2016 08:02 PM

Contrary to what critics say, the Duterte administration didn’t arbitrarily decide to bury Ferdinand Marcos in the Heroes’ Cemetery, Libingan ng Mga Bayani. No, it consulted expert scholars to see if the former dictator’s corpse was worthy of interment in the LMB.

The experts used a test specially designed by members of The Official Gazette, called the Test for Interring The Marcos Officer (TITIMO). You can take it yourself and see if YOU qualify to be buried in the heroes cemetery.

1. NAME
a. Real
b. Alias
c. As seen in illegal Swiss accounts

2. TITLE (check as many as apply)
a. President
b. Dictator
c. Douchebag

3. CURRENT STATUS
a. Alive
b. Decomposing
c. Hiding from angry citizens

4. ARE YOU REALLY DEAD?
a. Yes
b. Yes
c. Most of the time

5. IF YOU’RE DEAD, THEN WHO IS ANSWERING THIS FORM?
a. William Saunders
b. Jane Ryan
c. Secret

To answer the rest, pls. click on this link.

 

Comments

  2. Do Dirty : ‘Yellows’ want me out, Leni in
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    http://news.abs-cbn.com/news/12/07/16/duterte-yellows-want-me-out-leni-in

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    Sabi yan ni Do Dirty, the liberal party can not take a defeat daw and they joined the protest against FM LNMB issue. Its political motivated daw. And the NPA does not want him to step down to step down.

    High yata si Do Dirty?

  3. Dikta-Mon –newly Pokemon Monster!

    Yong mga mahihilig mag Pokemon Go, merong bagong Monster na ginawa ang Niantic Inc. na matatagpuan lang sa Pilipinas.

    Dikta-Mon can be found in Libingan ng mga Bayani! Hala punta na sa sementeryo at hanapin ang monster na ito!

    On future release:

    The app creators have started creating a new Pokemon Go Monster. They are just anticipating that another President will be buried in the same cemetery.

    They are naming the future Pokemon Go Monster, IDIOT-Mon.

    Your Puke-Mon,
    Parekoy
    12-07-2016

  4. An important front in our battle to defend our freedom and fight for truth in our country is the Supreme Court.

    If we lose in that front, it is there where our freedom will die.

    I am appealing to all my fellow Filipinos who do not like to see our country in chains again to hold a Jericho march around the Supreme Court and remind them that they too are liable and accountable before the people.

    • pls lang po, I’ll include the bar council, jbc, on those that need to be held accountable to the people. ang jbc na ito as sunod-sunurin kay digong, nearly licking the ground he walks on. for judicial power and glory and jobs in the higher places, de bale na if the means to get there is done under dubious circumstances.

      ide-disbar daw ng jbc si de lima for immorality like it’s the most impt crime gripping the country today. immorality of a women made par with the ejk of hundreds, the murder of suspect given police protection but killed behind bar. of doj chief giving blanket immunity to dubious witnesses who are drug lords serving their term with view of being given clemency.

      susma, jbc is going below the belt now.

    • I am all for this Jericho march against the gods of Padre Faura. It’s high time to stop the shenanigans and corrupt judicial acrobatics of these sanctimonious hoodlums in robes, most notorious of whom is the evil duo of Diosdado Peralta and Lucas Bersamin. The 9 justices who voted for the burial of Marcos Sr. in the LNMB should be exposed for their sheer moral depravity and lack of judicial integrity.

      • @John C. Jacinto

        Thanks. Please spread the appeal.

        I am trying to find a way to bring this appeal to local church leaders – any and all denomination- who are concerned about the killing of the poor and innocents to lead this march and bring along their flock especially family members of unjust and extra judicial killings.

        The dogs – errr- gods of Padre Faura must hear the people’s voice and feel their potential wrath

        • ang gusto ko ay yung suggestion ni @parekoy.
          pampayaman ng phl history.
          hayyys, naglipana na naman ang mga kampon…

  5. Can someone pls inform us which of the cabinet members are pro Marcos? We already know which SC justices are, so why not the Cabinet men? Or is it fair to say almost all?

    • sa akin lang po, fair lang yan to say almost all of the cabinet men are pro marcos. so far two women were intimidated and harassed, leni robredo an elected official who quit on the job, and patrcia licuanan an appointee of ex pres aquino, still hanging on as her term finishes in 2018. apparently, the cabinet has become a nest of vipers and doesn’t want the check and balances of the two women. the men dont want to be tempered or having anyone looking over their shoulders. digong feels uncomfortable kuno with leni speaking her mind, not being team player and be as rubber stamper as the men.

      sobrang tange naman itong si digong. did not know that leni and patricia licuanan can both still be team player, tops in fact, for they were the ones whom ideas can be bounced off and tested for holes and inaccuracies. good ideas stay their ground, bad ideas got shot down. hindi sa ganun na sinasalungat for the sake of being kasalungat, it’s just that the women can see ‘holes’ better than men. that’s why women are now reaching management levels. instead of being seen as complimentary, digong’s men see these women as threats. and instead of picking the women’s minds, froze them instead.

      methink, these men dont know how to run a corporation let alone a sari-sari store.

  6. Truth Manifesto

    Truth is the highest and most important value. It is the basis of honor and order in society. It is the cornerstone of all virtues and the fundamental element of good which allows people to live in productive harmony.

    We are all beholden to truth.

    Without truth, the alternative is discontent, injustice and eventually discord and chaos. Might tramples reason and the law of the jungle prevails. Without truth, freedom dies.

    Truth is the life giving air of legitimacy. A person may come to power by perfectly peaceful and legal means. But when that person tries to stifle the truth and governs through lies and falsehoods, he looses that legitimacy. This leader is a failure, a potential tyrant and despot. It becomes the duty of the people to resist this person and make him to account for his lies first by all peaceful, legal and constitutional means but if necessary through resort to their united power.

    Let us all be fighters for truth and defeat the evil army of lies.

  7. LATEST NEWS

    Duterte says” I don’t have to explain why I reinstated Chief Marcos after killing Espinosa” WHY? Because Duterte gave the go signal to kill Mayor Espinosa.

    UN Rapporteur has decided to start investigation of extrajudicial killing of Duterte regime with the killing of Espinosa. Duterte is refusing to allow UN investigators to give in to their total requests of freedom and I dependency on their investigation.

    Duterte ordered thru Gen Bato that Superintendent Marcos and his men to kill Espinosa because Duterte viewed Espinosa playing with the police by claiming his son was the drug lord but later Duterte found out that Mayor Espinosa tricked them. In fact, Mayor Espinosa was the drug lord and his son Kerwin was the patsy.

    Duterte was confronted by a close relative of the wife of Chief Marcos who is close to Duterte on the promise that Duterte will protect Marcos at any cost which prompted the chief to kill Mayor Espinosa directly when he could not find a triggerman.

    Gen Bato is spilling the beans because he made a promise on media when Mayor Espinosa was under his protection at Camp Crame that he would not be killed. Bato was exonerating himself when he named his”kumpadre” who gave the order to him to reinstate Marcos.

    Duterte can’t fire Bato because he has a lot of secrets on Duterte including his role in Davao Deat Squad revealed by Matobato.

    Bad Karma is trickling down on Duterte. He already had one episode of collapsing and loss of consciousness due to pressure. Next time, he won’t be as lucky.

    Robredo made the right decision at the right time to veer away from Duterte.

    He he he

    Johnny Lin

    • If Mayor Espinosa is really the drug lord, why are they covering up that fact? Is it just to have Kerwin pin down De5?

      And is Police Marcos working under Du30’s instructions or is he a rogue cop working on both sides of the war?

      I’m sorry but I am confused.

      • He was killed on Duterte order as a drug lord who tried to fool Duterte and his men. His son Kerwin was inconsequential since he could be manipulated to pin DeLima. Unfortunately, Dayan surrendered (almost at the same time Kerwin was apprehended) to House Inquiry pinning DeLima in his testimony, to save himself but since his lies did not align with the lies of Kerwin which were given without instructional coordination from Sec Aguirre camp, it’s very hard for Duterte now to exact his revenge on DeLima.senate inquiry was held to straighten the facts of Kerwin and Dayan but the Senate inquiry is moot since testimonies given by Kerwin and Dayan before could no longer be changed even if they recanted. They are “polluted witnesses” already!

        Wasted time in Congress and Executive to pin DeLima. No one will believe them. Dayan would be set free since his only crime is “House contempt for non appearance on a subpoena” while Kerwin could be charged with crime for drug dealing.

        Dayan could only be charged with receiving drug money from Kerwin but not DeLima if no document proof could be shown that she received money from Kerwin directly. Dayan saying that he gave DeLima money without proof is “hearsay evidence” in court besides its not unusual that lovers(DeLima and Dayan) give money to each other and that’s not a crime.

        However Duterte, Aguirre and House speaker Alavarez
        try their very best to pin DeLima on drug charges, they already polluted their witnessese with inconsistent “telltales” on DeLima.

        Duterte has wasted 5 months of government resources trying to exact revenge on DeLima while Philippine Economy is suffering. Inflation is creeping to highest level without solution given by Duterte administration.

        Duterte will be working hard now to save his ass from blunders from appoving Marcos burial to revenge on DeLima rather than fixing Philippine economy from downgraded Peso value to trade deficits.

        Duterte is laughable like a clown, deservingly so!

        He he he

        Johnny Lin

        • @Gems Vann
          That’s the way of a clown and the clown is disintegrating.
          Could it be the final countdown??????

        • I suddenly remembered the funny video created in Taiwan, in which Duterte in clown costume, dancing.

          After all the wasted resources and lousy scripts spent by this clown, wigman and the arrogant alvarez on pressing delima, majority of the people do not believe them anymore. The truth will always come out even though this administration tries to bend it.
          The clown is done for and needs to exit the Philippine stage now!

        • NBI shows how Marcos, CIDG-8 men murdered Espinosa in jail

          pina reinstate si marcos. du30 ordered rubout. son’s widower spill the beans during senate hearing yesterday.

          one of the accused were allowed to leave the senate kasi uuwi daw ng leyte dahil ikakasal araw na ito, 06 dec.. totoong umuwi ba? baka nagtago na iyon dahil last friday pa pala sinubmit ang kaso.

          papaano na kaya ngayon si marcos at kanyang mga kasamahan?
          papaano nila ituturo si du30 kahit na on national news inamin nya na siya ang nag pa reinstate kay marcos?

        • I think you don’t know whats a “hearsay” is… De Lima would not be begging (crying) for Dayan and Kerwin to say the “truth” if she thinks the “script” will not be enough to convict her.

          … well, if Death Penalty passes… we might witness the first execution of a senator.

        • I gave 10 million pesos to Duterte in his campaign. He pocketed it without reporting. I don’t have proof I gave the cash but I’m willing to take a oath and testify. Duterte is guilty when he will cry in front of camera

          He he he
          Johnny Lin

        • So… why don’t you do it then if its that simple? Ever heard of PERJURY?

          Hahaha…. Stupid people, says stupid things!

        • Latest Cyber Spy Rumor

          Sara and Bong don’t see eye to eye despite belonging to same LGBT community

          Last weekend shouting match between Sara and Bong exploded in Davao retreat house of Duts. Sara is blaming Bong for reinstating Chief Marvin Marcos and giving the order to ban Robredo in cabinet meetings. Sara is mad that her father has claimed responsibility on Marcos while he was surprised on Robredo resignation. Duts was not aware of text sent by Evasco to Robredo that’s why he punished Evasco by appointing him HUD Sec. Evasco NEVER wanted a big responsibility in Duterte cabinet.

          Sara was so mad telling her dad “yan ang na pala mo, nakiapid ka sa bakla, inabuso ka na, di mu pa alam”

          He he he
          Johnny Lin

        • why wait for death penalty to pass?

          digong might precede the lady senator, death penalty or no.

          digong is walking on very thin glass made thinner by his idiotic self. soon, he’ll take to flying! and be caught by raptors.

        • Do you know what is really funny?

          Duterte buried Marcos the dictator and resurrected another Marcos , the assassin. LOL

          I think the country is now being run by a double govt. One with Duterte as front and the Marcoses in the shadow waiting for the grab.

          It is also smart to take note of the pro and chameleon Marcos senators, SC judges and congressmen for any future considerations.
          It is time to cut the head of the snake, don’t you think?
          Too much time passed and the country is still the same with these people , how about new and tested faces under pressure?

          For starters, the women leaders?
          Men have been gross and vulgar!! INEFFECTIVE IDIOTS.
          walang alam kundi teleserye, crying and murahan on national television, kill,kill kill.

          The children are not learning any good example from them.
          It is no surprise why the graduates of PMA*** have fewer moral qualities.
          But I am really surprised with the youth on the streets and in public schools, they are street smart and learn from experiences and from their own battles in life. Hooray!

          TRUMP said, Drain the Swamp.
          Filipinos say, Drain the Estero,,, umaalingasaw.

    • @ gems vann “Bad Karma is trickling down on Duterte. He already had one episode of collapsing and loss of consciousness due to pressure. Next time, he won’t be as lucky.”

      is the second episode coming soon if not very soon and won’t be lucky?

    • It could be that the video is not Anroid/Smartphone friendly. It works fine on Windows.

      However, that fades into insignificance when on considers that Duterte has just banned Leni Robredo from cabinet meetings. Fasten your seatbelts.

      • And Robredo resigned after PDuts ordered her and Licuanan, CHED chair, from attending the cabinet meeting due to irreconcilable differences, ano to annulment? Clearly this is a start of purging the yellows from this administration. Digong is really paving the way for Bong Bong to get the VP seat.

        • If duterte finally succeeded in placing bobong marcos as the VP, the country might explode in disunity and chaos – and EDSA 3 could be possible with Leni as the rallying cry.

          Digong has already lost millions of supporters with his blessing to FM burial, EJK, inclination to give amnesty to all NPAs with their arms intact, reinstating marvin marcos to kill Espinosa Sr while in incarceration, possibly sharing power with the maoists after their peace talk in warm Rome from frosty Oslo.

          Digong is only in his 6 months in office but there is already too much disunity/confusion in the AFP, PNP, legislators and the learned as well.

  10. Duterte and his minions are sucking up Trump like crazy while fooling the Filipinos with their made up story on “Trump’s alleged invitation for Duterte to meet in White House”

    Why Duterte is sucking up Trump? Because Trump made a threat on American companies and Duterte would like now to deal with US economically and militarily by abandoning his earlier proclamations that Duterte would ally militarily with Russia and and China and his speech in ASEAN that he would end PHL USA economic relationship?

    Duterte is changing his mind by recently announcing that military alliance with China and Russia is not yet time to appease Trump.

    Duterte is changing tune economically because he knows BPO centers will be affected despite claims of his economic advisers that BPO will not be affected. Duterte and his advisers take in BPO is a BIG LIE and they are fooling the Filipinos.

    Why will the BPO leave the Philippibes if Trump will punish American companies shifting jobs from USA and reward those staying in US with incentives?

    BPOs are call centers serving different companies with their business needs. 70% of these businesses are American companies.
    Take for granted one of the biggest BPO in the Philippines, Accenture?. It’s clients are American banks with credit card business.These banks also have other business dealing with State and Federal pension plans. If states would not allow banks to handle their pension plans when Trump will issue an executive on such business deals them American banks have no recourse except to leave Accenture. Same with other American business clients of Accenture. Then Accenture has no recourse except to relocate in US to continue servicing American clients.

    When BPO will leave Philippines jobless rate of Filipinos will increase and Phil economy will be doomed. It’s the fault of Duterte for cursing US before when this happens

    Duterte, keep sucking Trump. You are a fool for fooling Filipinos

    he he he

    Johnny Lin

    • I hope mylene son is still alive to testify now that marvin marcos is reinstated. her status as witness is not secure.

  12. I’m like the cow that jumped over the moon! I qualify a burial sa libingan! happy ako, hic. I am loved by millions, those not agreeing will have their cheeks ripped apart! their bottoms smacked!

    the dead that cannot die, I want elaborate burial, preferably the plot next to makoy, a 10 by 10 meters allotment is just fine by moi. instead of secret chamber, I’ll have underground septic tank, made of glass and out of sight, smelly but digong would love it! yeheeyyyy! no tombstone para moi, that’s so plebian.

    I did say no tombstone, dahil gusto ko ay isang functioning toilet, a gold inudoro complete with fittings, cistern, etc, all in gold and etched in diamonds. beat that, imelda! you’re not the only who loves display.

    anybody who wants to crap in breezy open air is welcome, come one, come all. toilet paper? for godssake, bring your own, or ask quietano. he has plenty stashed being official pamahid and toilet paper ni digong.

    and no need to hukay me in the future, just hukay and clean the septic tank, better that way, and dump the effluent in quietano’s backyard, he’ll love it. in case you’re thinking of flushing down body parts as maybe like the wig of that monkey who covers his ears, you’re welcome too. just dont drop it by helicopter. baka mapagkamaliang aswang!

  13. No. 18. WILLING TO BE HUKAYED?
    a. Hell! Why not?
    b. In heaven’s name, No!
    c. Hukay and re-interred, Yes!
    d. All of the above

    he he ha

    • Former occupation:
      -President and a con soldier
      -President and a looter
      -President and absconder
      -President and a foreign political refugee

      Employment Status:
      Endo Looter
      Full time looter
      Part time looter
      On and off looter
      Intermittent/Seasonal looter

      All of the above,
      FT W! Isn’t that amazing? No one can do that feat.. AWW, ANY WHICH WAY

  14. NIGHTMARE HEADLINE IN THE COMING DAYS

    Duterte: It Was Me Who Asked the SC to Re-install Bongbong Marcos as VP.

    “I admit that it was me who asked for this, so he could be observed. Yung si ano malinis yun. Si Marcos may tama. We are trying to build a case against him, and it would disrupt the investigation if we did not put him in the VP position.

    ha ha ha ha