From the lavandera with strange powers
Let me first wish you all a Blessed and SAFE New Year 2017.
The important thing is to keep our cool, keep calm, don’t panic and most of all, keep our sense of humor.
so let’s start the New Year right with a humor column from Alan.
OPINION: New Year’s Resolutions From The Palace
Alan Robles – Hot Manila
Posted at Dec 30 2016 05:04 PM
A lavandera with strange powers was walking past one of Malacañang Palace’s gates when she was run down by a speeding backhoe. Brought to the hospital, she woke up after a few hours and started writing down the following New Year’s resolutions, claiming she had received them from a “mysterious source”:
1. Crush the drug problem
2. Change the Constitution
3. Stop swearing
4. God damn it, I’m serious
5. Calm down
6. Kiss a Marcos – Imee, Bongbong or Imelda?
7. Before kissing a Marcos, take fentanyl
8. Crush crime
9. Stop lying
10. Declare Martial Law
11. Crush smuggling
12. Stop talking about fentanyl
13. KEEL THEM ALL OBOSEN
14. Buy a jet ski
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