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Ready for Mazu? – Hotmanila’s wacky take on today’s political events

January 21, 2018

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I gotta hand it to Alan.

Today’s fast-moving political events seem to open this secret door into his wild imagination.

The result is today’s satirical column:

Prepare to be Mazufied
Alan Robles – Hot Manila
Posted at Jan 21 2018 06:47 PM

Are you ready for Mazu?

I certainly wasn’t, at least not until I received a warning message forwarded by a friend. It was an eye-opener full of factual revelations best summed up by the last line: “PRAY! PRAY! PRAY!”

Why? Because Mazu is coming. And who is that? A quick trip to Wikipedia reveals Mazu is a Chinese deity, a sea goddess “now generally regarded by her believers as a powerful and benevolent Queen of Heaven.” In short, a cosmic big shot who would have no difficulty getting a photo shoot in Malacañang Palace. She might even be influential enough to swing a naval procurement deal.

To read the rest, click on this link.

Tagged With: Alan Robles, Hotmanila, Mazu

Comments

  1. Michael Storer says

    January 23, 2018 at 3:15 AM

    Mazu temples are all over Taiwan. She was a real person saving shipwrecked sailors.

    She has two brothers – one with thousand mile eyes, the other with thousand mile ears.

    She is benificient … but her brothers know the Truth of the situation and look rather well trained in Gong-fu.

First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out— Because I was not a Socialist Then they came fof the Trade Unionists, and I did not out speak out— Because I was not a Trade Unionist. Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out— Because I was not a Jew. Then they came for me— And there was no one left to speak for me. —Martin Niemöller (1892-1984)

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